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Rebecca accuses a respected marriage guidance counsellor of making a pass at her. Kirstie Alley and Ted Danson star

Part one of two. Rebecca fears for her sanity after having erotic dreams about Sam just after an old flame has walked back into her life

Part two of two. When multi-millionaire Robin Colcord tells Rebecca she is the sole reason he visits Cheers, she forgets her intention to give Sam a chance

With his union on strike, Doug finds a job as a supply teacher at the school where his sister works. Ricki Lake guest stars

The three-week strike sees Doug and Deacon getting on their wives' nerves. Comedy, starring Kevin James

A shady character helps the Crane brothers get Maris out of a spot of legal trouble - then demands they return the favour. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer

Niles is left jumping for joy by an exciting proposal from Maris, while Frasier plans something daring for the new leap year

Disgruntled to learn his favourite table at Cafe Nervosa has been commandeered by a rude fellow customer, Frasier resorts to physical violence to reclaim it

Martin agrees to a game of chess against Frasier - who keeps losing successive rematches but has trouble accepting defeat graciously. Kelsey Grammer and John Mahoney star

Egos inflate to record proportions as the Crane brothers clash during a court battle to decide the mental competence of an eccentric millionaire. Guest starring Donald O'Connor

The family visits Brazil to find a missing orphan Lisa has been sponsoring, leaving Maggie under the watchful eyes of Patty and Selma - but it is not long before Homer is kidnapped

Aliens Kodos and Kang probe Homer's memory, viewing a series of episodes from his life - all of which convince them humanity does not deserve to exist

Bart creates a comic featuring an angry character based on Homer - who vows to make more of an effort to control his temper in future. Featuring the voice of Stan Lee

Homer is made to deliver meals to the elderly as part of a community service order - only to be suspected of killing an old woman on his round. With the voice of Carmen Electra

Homer bowls a perfect 300 game and becomes a local hero, giving speeches to classes of schoolchildren and appearing on TV show Springfield Squares

Homer wins a motorcycle and forms his own gang - only to encounter trouble in the form of bikers the Hell's Satans. Featuring the voices of John Goodman and Henry Winkler

A corporation buys Springfield Elementary School and secretly uses the pupils as guinea pigs to test a new toy range. With the voices of Tim Robbins, Joe Mantegna and Gary Coleman

This week's competition kicks off at Rosaire Guest House in Llandudno, where host Jo and her mum Pat are going for a home-from-home vibe

Rachel and Liam host the second visit of the week at The Queens Hotel in Harlech. Liam is hoping to impress with his impersonations but an issue in the bathroom causes problems

Mat and Helen host the third visit of the week at The Mill at Glynhir in Llandybie, Carmarthenshire. Guests struggle to find faults until Pat investigates the bathroom

The week's final visit is to Hideaway Escapes in Pembrokeshire, where sisters Lesley and Sarah are looking to inject a bit of colour into everyone's lives

With facility failings, bathroom blues and even one set of B&Bers refusing to even try out one of their rivals' rooms all on the agenda, Payment Day is set to be a feisty occasion

The hosts help Sue and Richard decide whether to sell or renovate their home. After Richard's stroke two years ago he struggles to get around but Sue thinks she can fix that

George meets James, who has bought a former glassworks in Brighton and decided to painstakingly restore the whole property, down to the very last detail

With sport and weather

Action from the battle for grid positions in the 18th round of the season at Marina Bay Circuit

A bird's-eye view of lost railway lines, this edition takes a look at a lost line through Somerset and Dorset's countryside

King Charles VI declares that Knight Jean de Carrouges settle his dispute with his squire by challenging him to a duel. Drama, starring Matt Damon and Adam Driver

The story of the Battle of Midway, one of the most important and decisive battles of the Second World War. Drama, starring Ed Skrein, Patrick Wilson and Woody Harrelson

Gordon Ramsay heads for West Babylon, New York, where he helps the owners of restaurant Classic American deal with their escalating debts and a lack of leadership in the kitchen

Language teacher Jason Riley, fashion designer Purple Qie Qin, actor Leon Herbert and sales director Jody Pawson host dinner parties in Hackney, east London

Extended edition of the soap

Highlights of the event, which sees people with disabilities swimming, floating, pushing or being pushed around the triathlon course at Dorney Lake

Sam seeks a new challenge and decides to run a bar on his own to take his mind off Rebecca. Comedy, starring Ted Danson and Kirstie Alley

Cliff is surprised to receive an offer he cannot refuse - especially since it comes from a woman he reported to the mail authorities. John Ratzenberger stars