Channel 4 Thursday

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against words and numbers. Sunetra Sarker is in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent

Cliff decides to have his head cryonically frozen, and Kelly returns from Europe with a new French boyfriend, prompting Woody to take drastic action. Comedy, starring Ted Danson

From her death bed, Carla's mother demands her grandchild be named Benito Mussolini, while the bar is overrun by spongers looking for free drinks

Sam antagonises John Hill by dating his daughter, and is offered various incentives to break off the relationship. Keene Curtis and Valerie Mahaffey star

A surprising karaoke performance by Doug attracts an e-mail stalker. Comedy, starring Kevin James and Leah Remini

Carrie gets a shock when she visits her mother's grave, while Doug and Ray enjoy a lads' night out. Guest starring Ray Romano

The Cranes take a trip to the mountains, but Frasier, Niles and Daphne all have strange dreams during the overnight journey, while Martin sleeps soundly

Martin suffers a mild heart attack, but tries to keep it from Ronee - to the dismay of Frasier and Niles, who feel it would be unfair of him to hide such serious news

Infuriated at the dullness of his life, Frasier steals a small box from a neighbour for the thrill - but guilt prompts him to find a way to return it without being caught

Niles and Daphne plan a natural birth, causing the father-to-be to develop sympathy pains. Meanwhile, Frasier hires a professional matchmaker. Guest starring Laura Linney

Gordon Ramsay heads Max's Bar & Grill in New Jersey, which having served famous hotdogs for almost 100 years, is on the verge of crumbling, with over $1million of debt

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The competition kicks off at The Bickford Arms in Holsworthy, Devon, where self-confessed rookie Keith Reynolds hopes his charisma can win over his more experienced rivals

Abby Norton welcomes the hoteliers to Newchester Farmhouse B&B in Somerset, where Collette and Danny are wowed by the beds, although Justin and Mike find the linen lacking

The third stay is at the Quay Inn in Minehead, Somerset, where Collette Whiteoak and Danny Kelly are confident their traditional pub atmosphere will be a hit with their rivals

Justin Head and Mike Smyth host the final visit of the week at Old Walls Vineyard Luxury Lodges in Bishopsteignton in Devon

The B&Bers meet for the last time. Keith clears up Collette's cleanliness critique, as well as the paintwork problems flagged by Mike and Justin

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host the long-running words-and-numbers game with Sunetra Sarker joining Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner

Lee Juggurnauth heads to Dénia in Spain to help restaurant manager Aykan and engineering company manager Cathy from Wicklow find their dream holiday home

Poor weather hits B&B hosts Janey and Sharon, who are hoping to launch a new cookery school in Corrèze. Meanwhile, things get too quiet at Abi and Darren's silent disco in Spain

On Dessert Day, the second heat of bakers take on Ravneet's 'swan-derful' Technical challenge, before letting their imaginations run wild in the Showstopper

Lucy Alexander advises Tracy and Lee, who have a budget of £70,000 to buy a holiday property in Lower Normandy, France that could one day become their permanent home

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Spring finds Sandi Toksvig and her wife Debbie crafting wildlife ponds, hoping to welcome in new life and sunshine to rejuvenate the once-overgrown woodland

Bestselling crime writer Harry Franklin is found dead behind locked doors. He was one of Patience's favourite writers and she is intrigued by his death and reclusive life

Events in the wake of Evan Rachel Wood's testimony to Congress as others make accusations against the rock musician and police raid his home

Cameras follow the Eastern Region Special Operations Unit during a major operation against a South American cartel that leads to the seizure of drugs worth over £1.5million

After a fractious first few days, two of the celebs split up. But the problem is that they're both expected at a special event in London and the hunters know all about it

Comedian David O'Doherty joins presenter Joe Lycett in Málaga, on Spain's Costa del Sol, for a fast and funny two-day trial of the best the Costa has to offer

A mute cleaning lady makes a life-changing discovery while working at a secret government lab in the 1960s. Fantasy, starring Sally Hawkins and Michael Shannon

In Pembrokeshire, Simon O'Brien gives Henry Cole a lesson in vintage cars, while at the valuation, restorer Ronnie tells it like it is

Daphne is furious to learn Niles is counselling an attractive female patient, while a chirping cricket drives Frasier to distraction

Martin prepares for his first night's work as a security guard, while Niles and Frasier argue over who will be landed with walking Eddie

Roz dates a dustman, while Niles reminisces with Daphne about his childhood and Frasier throws a party for the radio station staff in a bid to improve his image

Roz begins piano lessons, while domestic disharmony causes chaos in Frasier's apartment. Comedy, starring Kelsey Grammer and John Mahoney

Colin Murray and Rachel Riley host the long-running words-and-numbers game with Sunetra Sarker joining Susie Dent in Dictionary Corner