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Comedian Darren Harriott narrates another batch of funny clips from the internet, counting down the most ridiculous teenagers out there, plus a guide to surviving music festivals

Comedian Darren Harriott narrates another batch of funny clips from the internet, revealing whether kids or pets are more ridiculous and showing you how not to work out at home

Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies and Darren Harriet welcome comedians David Baddiel, Olga Koch and presenters Donna Preston and Ranvir Singh for more guessing games

Jill and Tim start a fight with the parents of a bully in Mark's karate class. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Jill asks Tim to take Mark to the ballet, but he has other ideas and goes with him to the baseball game instead. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim helps to banish the icy atmosphere between an uncommunicative Jill and her visiting mother, who gives her daughter a tea set instead of the valuable antique clock she wanted

Tim grows anxious about Jill meeting his ex-girlfriend when the former high-school flame turns up unexpectedly. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Kirstin compares Ryan to her boss, and Mike and Eve try to catch each other off guard

Vanessa takes over the Halloween haunted house at Boyd's school. American comedy, starring Tim Allen, Nancy Travis, Molly Ephraim and Kaitlyn Dever

Cash-strapped couple Chandler and Monica conceal from each other that they have asked Joey for money. Rachel goes overboard in a bid to make her home baby-friendly

A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler, while Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy

Everyone except Ross decides to play the lottery, but Phoebe throws their tickets away. Chandler waits for an important phone call, and Rachel thinks Emma will soon start talking

Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a love scene makes quite an impression on her, and Chandler plans to whisk Monica away

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him

Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage

Monica and Chandler consider their options after learning they cannot conceive a baby naturally, and invite a potential sperm donor round for dinner

Double bill. The gang visits Barbados to hear Ross address a convention, but Chandler accidentally ruins the only copy of his keynote speech

Rachel and Joey struggle to find the words to tell Ross about their kiss in Barbados, while Phoebe makes the alarming discovery that Mike has a girlfriend

Ross invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of his triplets, while the Bings learn more about adoption

Ross treats himself to a spray tan, but fails to follow the instructions, while Rachel and Joey's first night together proves an awkward occasion. With Jennifer Coolidge

Emma's first birthday takes an unexpected turn with the delivery of a bawdy birthday cake. Guest starring Elliott Gould

Rachel's clueless sister Amy offers to babysit Emma and ends up giving the unfortunate child a makeover, while Joey writes a letter of recommendation for the Bings

Greg Kinnear guest stars as Charlie's old flame, who is overseeing a grant Ross desperately wants, while Rachel and Monica fight over a peculiar painting

Michael puts a festive spin on his weekend variety entertainment show, with performances by Alfie Boe, Michael Ball, Catherine Tate and Harry Enfield

A stand-up performance by the comedian at Wembley Arena, where he entertained a sell-out crowd in 2009 with a routine centred on his take on life

Things go from bad to worse when Tony's visit to a primary school results in the actual launch of Australia's first space programme

Jim is concerned that Tasmania's infrastructure needs have been overlooked, and sends Tony and the team south for a series of public forums

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Colin Mochrie, Wayne Brady and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Jeff Bryan Davis

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Jonathan Mangum

Guests Craig Revel Horwood, Rick Edwards, David O'Doherty and Ellie Taylor join team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock. Presented by Jimmy Carr

Team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock welcome Christian Jessen, Lorraine Kelly, Sarah Millican and Tom Rosenthal to the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr

The town is hit by celebrity mania when Paris Hilton arrives, but although most people are awe-struck by her presence, there are one or two who cannot wait to see her leave

Comedian Jayde Adams joins Desiree to talk about her freestyle disco dancing days and her expensive food tastes

A college a cappella group gets a new member, Meegan and André go on their first date, a terror group runs a food truck, and two old men discuss popular music

Warriors celebrate a beheading, a prisoner tries to trick his guard, and a young man is confronted for only speaking in catchphrases

Mrs Adler is fed up with everyone having an opinion on her pregnancy. Ms Watson joins a pyramid scheme and Ms Bennigan gets caught in the middle of disputing parents

A satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Monica agonises over whether Rachel or Phoebe should be her maid of honour, and leaves the pair to sort it out between themselves

Janice wheedles a wedding invitation from Chandler and Monica, while Ross discovers something surprising about his doctoral dissertation and its position in the library

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