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Wilson is delighted after he is chosen to direct Randy's school play, but starts taking his role a little too seriously. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim finds himself in uncharted territory when he becomes concerned about his mother's new boyfriend. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

A robbery at Wilson's house prompts Tim and Jill to make sure their own home is burglar-proof. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Al thinks he should be financially stable before proposing to Ilene and invests in a Tool Time board game. But when it goes up in flames, he fears his plan will backfire

Eve tells the family that her best friend Cammy needs to move in with them, and Kristin asks Mandy to design the new uniforms for the Outdoor Man Grill

When Boyd's hockey team needs a new coach, Mike surprises everyone when he recommends Ryan for the job. American comedy, starring Tim Allen

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross

Martin Kemp, Hal Cruttenden, Aisling Bea and Nathan Caton join team captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott, with host Sara Pascoe overseeing proceedings

Phoebe causes a stir at Rachel's workplace, Joey decides to get in touch with his feminine side, and Ross prepares for a date. Guest starring Elle Macpherson

Monica's parents arrive for Thanksgiving, leading to trouble for Chandler, who discovers they do not like him because they think he uses drugs

Joey sets his sights on kissing Janine, while Ross and Monica resurrect their high-school dance routine for a TV programme. Guest starring Elle Macpherson

Joey finally dates Janine, and Rachel worries her apartment furnishings will not satisfy Phoebe's environmental conscience. Guest starring Elle Macpherson

Phoebe causes Monica and Rachel to lose their tempers. Joey takes a job as a waiter, while Ross and Chandler bicker over who made up a raunchy joke

Rachel gives advice on being more independent to her pampered younger sister (Reese Witherspoon) who makes her regret it by flirting with Ross, while Joey gets into trouble at work

Phoebe is mistaken for a porn star, Rachel's sister falls for Ross, and Chandler reveals he is unable to cry. Guest starring Reese Witherspoon

Part one of two. A revelation from Rachel prompts the pals to ponder what might have been if their lives had taken different courses

The second episode showing what could have happened to the gang members had their lives taken different paths. Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage

Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe

A fire leaves Rachel and Phoebe homeless, forcing them to impose on their pals' hospitality. Chandler gives Joey career advice, and Ross dates a student

Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, Rachel longs to find a date for a charity ball and Joey's fridge breaks down

Joey auditions for a major TV show about a man and his crime-fighting robot, but Chandler almost ruins everything

Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time and Phoebe decides to write a book about Monica and Chandler. Guest starring Bruce Willis

Elizabeth sneaks away with Ross to her grandmother's cabin for the weekend, unaware Rachel and Paul have had the same idea. Bruce Willis guest stars

Phoebe helps Chandler choose an engagement ring for Monica, while Rachel urges Paul to open up. Guest starring Bruce Willis

TV presenting duo Marvin and Rochelle Humes hand over their phones for Send-to-All, and pop-rockers The Vamps perform on-stage

The cast perform a vampire scene as aggressive talk-show guests, Jackass stuntmen and Elvis, while pop star Jordin Sparks joins for a samba dubbing scene

A special episode featuring games, moments and outtakes from the improvisation show, including guest appearances from Keegan-Michael Key and Candice Accola

Stand-up from London's Hammersmith Apollo. Al Murray takes on topics including the difference between men and women, the Pope, and squirrels

Extended highlights of the irreverent panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr, with team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock

A stand-up performance in which the actor and comedian examines the differences between Americans and the Irish and explains why dogs are the best drug smugglers,

Part one of two. A revelation from Rachel prompts the pals to ponder what might have been if their lives had taken different courses

Tony tries to stay out of a planning dispute, despite Jim's best efforts. Rhonda wants to raise the department's online presence through social media

Ventriloquist and comedian Jeff Dunham introduces viewers to his favourite dummies - Mitch the Super Hero, Peanut, Jose Jalapeno (on a stick) and Walter

Cartman sees The Passion of the Christ, and feels so strongly about it that he begins inciting racial hatred - and succeeds in making Kyle question his Jewish faith

Keegan-Michael and Jordan try to hide in plain sight from a Nazi, two slaves struggle to get off the auction block, and a pair of thugs encounter a slight complication before a hit

Ms Watson gets evicted so Toby lets her move in. Ms Snap joins a dating website for rich older men. Ms Bennigan has an awkward student interaction outside school

A satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Monica shows off her new boyfriend to the rest of the group, Chandler starts smoking again and Phoebe has a windfall

The girls spend a night indoors spying on a good-looking neighbour with White House connections, while Joey and Chandler take Ross to a ice hockey game to keep his mind busy

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore