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Mike and Vanessa hear that Jen has not asked her father to attend her graduation, they secretly invite him, but they then learn she cannot stand her father's new girlfriend

After the guys agree to publish an online article about their car business, Joe feels slighted because Chuck and Mike get far more mentions in the article than he does

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q play the 'laugh man standing' challenge, and then try to get strangers to repeat the strange backstory of the Gatto dogs

The guys ask people for help with writing bizarre answers on a questionnaire, and then fall in love with total strangers in the park. The loser has to ruin an autograph session

The guys pose as dental assistants doing and saying whatever the others tell them, and give campers some ridiculous campfire tips

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q do and say whatever the other guys tell them while posing as physical therapists, then pitch some ridiculous ideas for TV show hosts

Nick ends up in the desert after having a panic attack while driving the removal van to his new flat, forcing Jess and Cece to come to the rescue

Jess is lacking direction after being fired from her teaching job and agrees to act as a 'shot girl' at a party thrown by Schmidt

Jess encounters a handsome stranger who is waiting to meet a woman he befriended on the internet, so she decides to pretend to be his date. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel

Nick realises Jess has been treating him like a boyfriend without any benefits, so decides to address the nature of their relationship. Winston frets about his romance with Shelby

Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort, while Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor

Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman

The gang's strange neighbour Mr Heckles dies, bequeathing all his possessions to Rachel and Monica. Meanwhile, Ross and Phoebe have a disagreement about evolution

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card

Joey, Rachel and Phoebe admit they cannot afford to join in with Ross's birthday celebrations, and Chandler dates a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake

Monica inadvertently poisons Ross, and Rachel tries to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk. Guest starring Chrissie Hynde

Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place

Ross is unsure whether to romance Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points - but she accidentally sees the offending document

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator makes Monica's Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated

Rachel meets a man who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, while Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap

Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, and Rachel is stunned to learn her parents are getting a divorce

Part one of two. Phoebe falls in love, Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Joey dates a crazed fan. Brooke Shields and Chris Isaak guest star

Part two of two. Rachel lands a date with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank. Guest starring Julia Roberts

Rachel insists she has no time for Ross, until an old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Meanwhile, Joey gives Chandler an unwanted gift

Ross and Rachel consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - with a man old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck

Monica's parents discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Guest starring Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould

The Glaswegian comedian returns to his home town, treating a sell-out crowd at the SECC Arena to his usual blend of social commentary, astute observations and sharp one-liners

A 2014 performance at Wembley Arena, presented in an 'in the round' setting on a circular stage at the centre of the venue

When he hears life after the supermarket is not much fun for groceries, Frank the sausage investigates. Animated comedy, featuring the voice of Seth Rogen

Rosie Jones hosts the game show all about judgements and first impressions, with Roisin Conaty and Josh Jones joining team captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love

Kemah Bob, Finlay Christie, Bella Hull and Michael Akadiri share jokes about Karens, break-ups and NHS doctors

Josh Jones, Yuriko Kotani, John Tothill and Chantel Nash discuss topics including scaring people on trains, working in Japan and terrifying schoolkids

Crystal Rasmussen and Candy Warhol answer self-image questions, with Jordan Gray wanting to become more fabulous on stage, while Kaily has a query about getting plastic surgery

Mystics battle over the right to dispense sage advice, one half of a gay couple is not excited by the legalising of same-sex marriage, and President Obama tries a new strategy

A wedding guest and a DJ have differing opinions on old-school music, and an MMA fighter takes trash-talk too far. Comedy sketches, starring Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele

Various crime documentary television shows report on Beavis and Butt-Head's theft of money from a cash machine

Satirical talk show

The pals announce New Year's resolutions and Chandler enlists Joey's help so he can kiss Monica at midnight. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courtney Cox

Monica is annoyed by the fake laugh Chandler uses at work whenever his boss cracks a joke and the gang gets a shock when Ross introduces his new girlfriend

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore