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As Mike labours over a topic for his 10th anniversary Outdoor Man vlog, Vanessa damages the kitchen waste disposal unit and calls in a familiar-looking handyman

Mike surprises Vanessa with a visit from Jen that might last longer than expected, while Ryan asks Chuck for advice to impress his new corporate boss on the golf course

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q pose as hospital receptionists, doing and saying whatever the other guys tell them, and then try to convince strangers to not use a particular restroom

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q play 'do and say whatever you're told' while posing as nurses at a hospital, and then go grocery shopping with their fake wives

The guys read their fake daughter's diary pages, and give normal presentations while being told what to do and say. The punishment involves insulting the tattoos of people at a gym

The guys dress up to try to fool receptionists, and persuade strangers to give up their gift cards. The punishment is to find and eat various hard-boiled eggs in a meeting

Nick prepares for a visit from Amelia, a girl he had a crush on at college, and Jess decides to tell Sam she would like them to be more than friends

The boys tell Jess to get a job, Nick meets a silent person who teaches him how to be peaceful and Cece yearns to rekindle her romance with Schmidt

Jess's divorced parents show up at the same time for Thanksgiving dinner, so she takes the opportunity to trick them into a reconciliation. Guest starring Jamie Lee Curtis

Winston helps Jess get a bathtub for the apartment, Schmidt is torn between trying to woo Cece and attempting to impress boss Emma, and Nick meets a woman with romantic problems

Ross foolishly lets Rachel in on his most secret sexual fantasy, while Phoebe consoles a heartbroken Monica and Chandler gets involved with an old flame whom Joey cannot stand

Ross prepares to make an important speech at the museum, and invites the gang along for moral support - but soon regrets his decision

Phoebe learns she has attracted the unwanted attentions of a stalker, and Monica comes up with a plan to deal with her broodiness. With guest star David Arquette

Chandler ponders the importance of commitment and Phoebe's home truths make her an unpopular choice as Joey's agent

Isabella Rossellini makes Ross's day by dropping into Central Perk. Phoebe's efforts to introduce her half-brother to the city give him the wrong idea about her line of work

Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Comedy starring Matthew Perry, with Maggie Wheeler

Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class, and Monica buys a bed from Janice's husband - but the wrong one is delivered

Phoebe convinces herself she is a walking jinx who keeps causing people to die mysteriously, while Chandler and Janice make a decision about their relationship

The gang holds an American football match on Thanksgiving, and opposing team captains Ross and Monica relive their sibling rivalry on the pitch

Rachel quits her waitressing job, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door selling cookies

Rachel's attractive and influential new friend sends Ross into a jealous frenzy, while Chandler cannot remember which of Joey's many sisters he kissed at a party

Ross becomes increasingly jealous of Rachel's new workmate, and Joey auditions for a Broadway musical - even though he cannot dance

Monica bumps into ex-boyfriend Richard and the pair agree it would be a mistake to start dating again - but soon fall back into bed. Meanwhile, Phoebe begins seeing an athlete

Phoebe's former singing partner turns up with the idea of using Smelly Cat in a commercial, and Chandler dates a woman with a prosthetic leg. Sherilyn Fenn guest stars

Rachel tells Ross they should take a break from each other - so he promptly gets drunk and sleeps with a woman Joey and Chandler have been chasing

Ross tries to prevent Rachel discovering he slept with Chloe from the photocopying shop - but she finds out anyway and a major argument ensues

The comedian hosts an evening of entertainment at London's Theatre Royal, beginning with music by Tinie Tempah and acrobatics by the Peres Brothers Group

Comedians Sikisa, Amy Matthews, Joshua Bethania and Evelyn Mok joke about topics including dating, being single at age 36 and beauty standards

Rosie Jones hosts the game show all about judgements and first impressions, with Babatunde Aleshe and Amy Gledhill joining team captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love

Crystal Rasmussen and Candy Warhol are joined by comedian Jack Rooke, who is having trouble coming out to his grandma. They also meet Richard who is having dating problems

Brad gets a job, and Tim and Jill are impressed by his unwavering enthusiasm - but concern soon sets in when the task looks set to take over his life

The Taylor family take a trip down memory lane when they help Tim's mother move house. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates the programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous, this time focusing on animal mishaps

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates the programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous, this time focusing on holiday mishaps

A performance recorded at London's O2 during the energetic comedian's 2011 tour, which saw him play at some of the biggest arenas in the UK and Ireland

Karl Pilkington shares his thoughts on charity - earning himself yet more mockery from a bemused Ricky. Animated series based on the comedian's popular podcast

Karl Pilkington recalls the time he failed to report an armed robbery. Animated comedy, also featuring the voices of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant

The team takes a satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Beavis and Butt-Head encounter a suicidal banker

An Australian dancer (guest star Elle Macpherson) moves in with Joey and he struggles to refrain from flirting, while Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe's jogging style

Monica's parents arrive for Thanksgiving, leading to trouble for Chandler, who discovers they do not like him because they think he uses drugs

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore