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Comedian Darren Harriott narrates another batch of funny clips from the internet, including footage of how not to get on a ski lift

Comedian Darren Harriott narrates another batch of funny online clips, including a countdown of the biggest show-offs on the internet

Sara Pascoe and team captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott welcome Susie Dent, Nick Helm, Russell Kane, and Desiree Burch into the loft to play an array of guessing games

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q play 'do and say whatever you're told' while posing as nurses at a hospital, and then go grocery shopping with their fake wives

The guys read their fake daughter's diary pages, and give normal presentations while being told what to do and say. The punishment involves insulting the tattoos of people at a gym

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Gary Anthony Williams

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Brad Sherwood and Jeff Davis

A woman moves in with three single men - but her new flatmates have trouble adjusting to her unusual personality quirks. Pilot episode of the comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel

Jess visits her ex-boyfriend's flat to collect her belongings, but ends up giving him a lift to the airport with his new girlfriend

Ed asks Kyle to secretly take an engagement ring to get fitted. American comedy, starring Tim Allen

Mike convinces Kristin and Ryan to buy a home. However, after he finds the ideal place for them, Ryan surprises everyone with a change of heart and backs out

Mike's anniversary at Outdoor Man is celebrated by a dinner and a speech. Meanwhile, Mandy makes plans to save money. Tim Allen stars

Kyle leaves the loading dock door open, allowing a bear to wander into Outdoor Man, while Ryan feels neglected by Karen

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him

Ross treats himself to a spray tan, but fails to follow the instructions, while Rachel and Joey's first night together proves an awkward occasion. With Jennifer Coolidge

Emma's first birthday takes an unexpected turn with the delivery of a bawdy birthday cake. Guest starring Elliott Gould

Rachel's clueless sister Amy offers to babysit Emma and ends up giving the unfortunate child a makeover, while Joey writes a letter of recommendation for the Bings

Greg Kinnear guest stars as Charlie's old flame, who is overseeing a grant Ross desperately wants, while Rachel and Monica fight over a peculiar painting

Phoebe and Mike argue about what to do with their wedding fund. Ross discovers Rachel is afraid of swings, and the Bings worry Joey may have jeopardised their adoption hopes

Monica cooks Thanksgiving dinner, but the others turn up late, so she and Chandler angrily lock them out - until an unexpected phone call changes their mood completely

Monica and Chandler meet the mother of the baby they plan to adopt, while Joey regrets dating one of Phoebe's friends

Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler sneaking around with a beautiful blonde and follow him to a large house in the suburbs

Joey appears on a quiz show, but ends up costing his partner the prize money. Phoebe's hen party revellers get a surprise. With Danny DeVito and Donny Osmond

Phoebe's big day arrives, but wedding planner Monica and stand-in father of the bride Joey take their roles a little too seriously

A plastic surgeon pretends to be going through a divorce and persuades his assistant to pose as his soon-to-be ex-wife. Romantic comedy, starring Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston

Warriors celebrate a beheading, a prisoner tries to trick his guard, and a young man is confronted for only speaking in catchphrases

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Gary Anthony Williams

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Jonathan Mangum and Kearran Giovanni

Chef kicks off a protest about the town's flag, a matter that threatens to engulf all of South Park's residents - including the children

The kids start up their own boy band, but Stan lets the others down by failing to turn up for their first gig

A stand-up performance recorded at the London Palladium, featuring the comedian's unique style of sharp, acerbic wit and camp, riotous storytelling

Jessica Hynes stars as Emmeline Pankhurst in Luisa Omielan's history of the Suffragettes, while Stephen Mangan is Henry V in Tom Rosenthal's tale of Agincourt

Charlotte Crosby and Matthew Lewis star in Phil Wang's tale of Isaac Newton, while Blake Harrison and Alexander Armstrong are in Adam Buxton's story of King Alfred and the Vikings

Beavis and Butt-Head attend an AA meeting to deal with their own alcohol problems, i.e. the problems they have *getting* booze!

A satirical sideswipe at news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Chandler lets slip about Ross's feelings for Rachel while the palaeontologist is on a trip to China, giving her time to decide what to do about the revelation

Phoebe learns the truth about her father, while a malfunctioning radiator makes Monica's Christmas celebrations steamier than anticipated

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