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Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online featuring builders, with everything from cement mixer calamities to dangerous demolition

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online featuring fun and games, from extreme board games to hiking horrors

Jess searches for a way to fit in with a group of unfriendly teachers at her new school, and turns to Nick for advice on how to deal with them. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel

Jess and Nick invite Schmidt and Cece on a double date and Winston promises them a table at an exclusive restaurant

Wilson is delighted after he is chosen to direct Randy's school play, but starts taking his role a little too seriously. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim finds himself in uncharted territory when he becomes concerned about his mother's new boyfriend. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

A robbery at Wilson's house prompts Tim and Jill to make sure their own home is burglar-proof. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Al thinks he should be financially stable before proposing to Ilene and invests in a Tool Time board game. But when it goes up in flames, he fears his plan will backfire

Mike's penchant for winning takes over after Reverend Paul steals the best bowler on Team Baxter to play for the Holy Rollers in the church league

Mike is a guest on Ryan's podcast, where he professes his interest in the darker side of the modern superhero, which irritates Kyle

Q, Sal, Joe and Murr act as not-so-handy-men to assemble furniture, while Thanksgiving comes early for the show's loser when he must talk turkey at a dating event

Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny (guest star Freddie Prinze Jr), while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of a former boyfriend

Ross amuses Emma by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment

Rachel's sister Amy joins the gang for Thanksgiving, and Monica worries about her best china getting damaged. Guest starring Christina Applegate

Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, and Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate (guest star Selma Blair) stays behind to keep him company - and ends up making a pass at him

Rachel visits work to show off her baby and immediately clashes with the temp standing in for her, convinced he is trying to steal her job. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

Rachel tries to make amends with work rival Gavin, but realises she will never get along with him. Ross urges Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny

Ross enlists Chandler to help him make Rachel jealous, while Monica gets the chance to perform at Mike's nightclub. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

In an effort to remind Rachel and Ross of their former happiness together, Joey and Phoebe set them up with their worst possible blind dates

Ross discovers who mugged him as a child. Chandler's internship gets off to an uninspiring start and Joey endures a draining audition. Guest starring Jeff Goldblum

Cash-strapped couple Chandler and Monica conceal from each other that they have asked Joey for money. Rachel goes overboard in a bid to make her home baby-friendly

Rachel joins Joey on the set of his soap opera, where a love scene makes quite an impression on her, and Chandler plans to whisk Monica away

Joey throws a party for the cast of Days of Our Lives, but refuses to invite his pals in case their behaviour embarrasses him

Chandler and Monica go to a fertility clinic for tests. Ross helps Joey pretend to be intelligent, and Rachel sneaks into a spa for a massage

A professional relationship guru finds his expertise counts for nothing when he ends up falling in love himself. Romantic comedy, starring Will Smith, Eva Mendes and Kevin James

A stand-up performance by the comedian at Wembley Arena, where he entertained a sell-out crowd in 2009 with a routine centred on his take on life

The hapless hero's party falls flat, but he finds an ingenious way to beat the sales queues and bag a bargain. Slapstick comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson

The bumbling hero tries his level best to turn a babysitting job into a fun-packed day at the fair. Slapstick comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson

The boys get warehouse jobs at an internet retail company, then both want to wear the Burger World giant hamburger costume

Smart Beavis and Smart Butt-Head visit Earth and abduct Tom Anderson for human experiments, then the guys are invited to a sleep-over at Cody's house

The boys go to Stewart's house and stumble upon a couple of robbers posing as movers, who have fun destroying Stuart's family's possessions

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Gary Anthony Williams

The comedian's gig in Cardiff, part of his 35-date tour, featuring topics such as satellite navigation, hotel porters and romantic experiences in the bath

A satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Joey persuades Phoebe to teach him French for an important audition, while Monica and Chandler show a pregnant Erica the sights of New York

The gang throws a going-away party for Rachel, but she prefers to say her goodbyes individually. Monica packs for her new life in the suburbs with Chandler

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