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Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online featuring gadgets, with everything from kitchen gizmo calamities to phone and tablet mishaps

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous

Nick, Coach and the guys visit a strip club, and an upset Jess retaliates by having a girls' night out with Cece. However, Jess ends up bumping into Artie at a bar

Jess confronts the owner of a Chinese restaurant who bombards the apartment with menus, while Coach tries to improve Nick's fitness

Al asks Tim to direct a 'how-to' video, but creative differences come between the pair. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Jill has a windfall and blows it on a 1967 Austin Healey _ a decision which is initially met with derision from Tim

The Taylors ghoulishly celebrate Hallowe'en. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Jill finally reaches the end of her tether after years of keeping the peace between her warring sisters. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

A series of time jumps finds Mike and Vanessa with two new grandchildren, as well as Mandy and Kyle living with them. Return of the comedy, starring Tim Allen

As Mike labours over a topic for his 10th anniversary Outdoor Man vlog, Vanessa damages the kitchen waste disposal unit and calls in a familiar-looking handyman

Mike surprises Vanessa with a visit from Jen that might last longer than expected, while Ryan asks Chuck for advice to impress his new corporate boss on the golf course

Monica and Chandler consider their options after learning they cannot conceive a baby naturally, and invite a potential sperm donor round for dinner

Double bill. The gang visits Barbados to hear Ross address a convention, but Chandler accidentally ruins the only copy of his keynote speech

Rachel and Joey struggle to find the words to tell Ross about their kiss in Barbados, while Phoebe makes the alarming discovery that Mike has a girlfriend

Ross invites Joey and Rachel to dinner with him and Charlie. Frank Jr tries to talk Phoebe into taking care of one of his triplets, while the Bings learn more about adoption

Ross treats himself to a spray tan, but fails to follow the instructions, while Rachel and Joey's first night together proves an awkward occasion. With Jennifer Coolidge

Emma's first birthday takes an unexpected turn with the delivery of a bawdy birthday cake. Guest starring Elliott Gould

Rachel's clueless sister Amy offers to babysit Emma and ends up giving the unfortunate child a makeover, while Joey writes a letter of recommendation for the Bings

Greg Kinnear guest stars as Charlie's old flame, who is overseeing a grant Ross desperately wants, while Rachel and Monica fight over a peculiar painting

Phoebe and Mike argue about what to do with their wedding fund. Ross discovers Rachel is afraid of swings, and the Bings worry Joey may have jeopardised their adoption hopes

Monica cooks Thanksgiving dinner, but the others turn up late, so she and Chandler angrily lock them out - until an unexpected phone call changes their mood completely

Monica and Chandler meet the mother of the baby they plan to adopt, while Joey regrets dating one of Phoebe's friends

Rachel and Phoebe spot Chandler sneaking around with a beautiful blonde and follow him to a large house in the suburbs

Joey appears on a quiz show, but ends up costing his partner the prize money. Phoebe's hen party revellers get a surprise. With Danny DeVito and Donny Osmond

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q propose odd TV shows to the public and do what they are told at a department store, with this edition's punishment involving a fundraising event at a theatre

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q do and say whatever they are told while posing as dentists, and then compete head-to-head in trying not to laugh while the other makes a scene at a donut shop

An orientation day gives the hapless Mr Bean a chance to revisit his school days. Comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson

Rowan Atkinson's comic alter ego visits the launderette, managing to lose his trousers along the way, then treats himself to a chaotic game of crazy golf

James Murray tackles the story of Billy the Kid, with help from Mat Horne and Mat Baynton, while MIchelle Keegan and Joel Fry act out a tale of royal rivalry

Russell Kane's tale of King Arthur features Stephanie Pratt as a unique Lady of the Lake, and Iain Stirling's take on Chariots of Fire sprinter Eric Liddell stars Tom Rosenthal

The quick-witted comedian takes to the stage at London's Bloomsbury Theatre

The friends want money so they donate their blood to a charity blood bank

Beavis & Butt-Head harass the customers at a drive-in movie theater

The freak show is in town and Beavis and Butt-Head can't wait to check it out

When Beavis and Butt-Head are sick with the flu, they go to the doctor in hopes of getting prescribed mind-altering cold medicine

Wiegel's new boyfriend arouses suspicion among the other deputies, who believe he may be the notorious Truckee River Killer. Spoof police show, starring Kerri Kenney-Silver

The department welcomes a British inspector taking part in an exchange programme, who is eager to learn the American way of upholding the law

Worried that men have issues with emotional honesty, Rosie asks Tom Allen to help her bring out their sensitive side.

A stand-up show by the Chinese-Malaysian comedian in which he delivers commentary on life and culture, while his alter ego Uncle Roger roasts the crowd

Rachel struggles to deal with Ross's new relationship and turns to Paolo for comfort, while Chandler has a bad experience with Joey's tailor

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card

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