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Comedian Darren Harriott narrates a batch of the funniest clips out there. In this week's family-friendly fails, expect out-of-control animals and calamitous amateur chefs

Comedian Darren Harriott narrates a batch of the funniest clips out there. In this week's family-friendly fails, kids go head-to-head with grown-ups

Sara Pascoe and team captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott welcome Craig Revel-Horwood, Vernon Kay, Jo Brand and Kiri Pritchard-McLean into the loft to play guessing games

Tim assumes his subtle glances at women go undetected, until Jill catches him in the act. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim finally discovers the cause of son Brad's rebellious behaviour. . DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim plans an all-male party to install an engine into his hotrod, but the event is soon changed to a mixed barbecue thanks to an intervention by Jill

Brad is dumped by his girlfriend on Halloween, so Tim steps in to give him some fatherly advice on how to deal with women. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Mike discovers Boyd is no longer a Baxter, while Mandy, Eve and Kristin work on a viral Valentine's Day video

Mike directs a Wild West sketch to celebrate Outdoor Man's Buffalo Bill Day sale, and Mandy flirts with an oblivious Kyle

Phoebe discovers Ben goes to school with Sting's son, and Monica spends a fortune on a new pair of boots, only to find they hurt her feet. Guest starring Trudie Styler

Chandler's newly divorced boss takes him to a strip club, convinced he and Monica are having problems. Ross gives Mona the key to his apartment and Rachel propositions Joey

Rachel hits the town with Joey to coach him for a big date the following night, but the pair are so compatible they begin to see each other in a new light

Joey agonises over his feelings for Rachel, but Monica mistakenly believes he is infatuated with Phoebe. Chandler discovers the pleasures of a scented bath

A concerned Joey takes Rachel to the hospital and realises his romantic feelings for her could be excluding Ross from the joys of fatherhood

Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences

Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment, and Rachel tries to repair her friendship with Joey by telling him a big lie

Monica is upstaged by Ross while giving the toast at their parents' 35th wedding anniversary party, and Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his enthusiasm

Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine - but insists all his friends come along, hoping they will stop him making a fool of himself

Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance

Phoebe holds a coaching session for a nervous Chandler before a job interview. Monica is stung by criticism from a restaurant reviewer, and Ross unwittingly makes Rachel jealous

Phoebe and Monica bet on when Rachel's baby will arrive, while Chandler falls asleep at the premiere of Joey's new film

Part one of two. As Rachel goes into labour, Chandler and Monica are inspired to find a private hospital room, and Phoebe meets a handsome patient

Part two of two. After 21 hours in labour, Rachel gives birth - but Joey finds Ross's engagement ring and accidently proposes to the new mother

Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but cannot get a moment alone with her, while Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby

A stand-up performance by the comedian at Wembley Arena, where he entertained a sell-out crowd in 2009 with a routine centred on his take on life

Things go from bad to worse when Tony's visit to a primary school results in the actual launch of Australia's first space programme

Jim is concerned that Tasmania's infrastructure needs have been overlooked, and sends Tony and the team south for a series of public forums

Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the game show that puts couples to the test, with Tommy Mallet and Georgia Kousoulou from The Only Way Is Essex judging all kinds of faces

Sasha and Freya judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds. Game show, hosted by Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan

A stand-up show at London's Alexandra Palace Theatre, with topics including his inability to function in the most basic of settings and the pressures of being in the public eye

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Maile Brady and Jeff Bryan Davis

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Jeff Bryan Davis

Thanks to Stan, the children have to endure sex education from Mr Mackey and Ms Choksondik

The gang helps a new friend in his battle with the US government

In London's West End, Rose performs her Edinburgh Comedy Award-winning stand-up show, a whirlwind of mid-twenties angst and fizzing obsession

Pop megastar Lexi Rich has got something for literally everyone. Ashley Roberts presents a music video parody by Jamie-Lee O'Donnel

Rapper Plat'num has a score to settle and he's going about it in the most threatening way possible

A fire leaves Rachel and Phoebe homeless, forcing them to impose on their pals' hospitality. Chandler gives Joey career advice, and Ross dates a student

Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, Rachel longs to find a date for a charity ball and Joey's fridge breaks down

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