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Darren Harriott narrates another batch of funny clips from the internet, including out-of-control motorists and a guide to walking on ice

Comedian Darren Harriott narrates another selection of funny clips from the internet., including a guide on how people should style it out when they come a cropper

Sara Pascoe and team captains Alan Davies and Darren Harriott welcome Fred Sirieix, Rhys James, Jo Brand and Dani Dyer into the loft to play guessing games

Jill is forced to work overtime at her temporary job, so Tim takes charge of the cooking and cleaning

Randy and Brad learn the true meaning of Christmas when they are caught stealing from a charity, and Tim goes over the top with festive decorations for the house

Tim develops a secret code that lets him show affection for Brad without causing his son embarrassment. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Brad accidentally kills his girlfriend's goldfish, while Tim and Jill argue about their possessions. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen

Mike enjoys a run-in with Bill McKendree at a baseball game, while Mandy has her laptop and phone taken away after failing a history exam. American comedy, starring Tim Allen

Mike and Vanessa question Mandy's choice of college, while Kristin is pleasantly surprised to bump into a former colleague. American comedy, starring Tim Allen

John accidentally informs a family of a loved one's death by way of their answering machine

Chandler falls asleep in a meeting - with disastrous consequences - and Rachel searches for a solution to baby Emma's non-stop crying

Monica accepts a job offer from a renowned Manhattan restaurant. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his roster of clients

Phoebe's fear that she is about to lose her boyfriend is compounded by Ross's foolish comments, and Monica makes a startling discovery about Chandler while visiting him in Tulsa

The pals look forward to Phoebe's birthday meal, but Chandler and Monica argue just before setting off and Ross locks Emma inside the flat

Ross mocks Rachel's decision to hire a sensitive male nanny (guest star Freddie Prinze Jr), while Phoebe's love life is complicated by the return of a former boyfriend

Ross amuses Emma by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment

Rachel's sister Amy joins the gang for Thanksgiving, and Monica worries about her best china getting damaged. Guest starring Christina Applegate

Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, and Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common

Chandler feels glum at having to spend Christmas in Tulsa, so a workmate (guest star Selma Blair) stays behind to keep him company - and ends up making a pass at him

Rachel visits work to show off her baby and immediately clashes with the temp standing in for her, convinced he is trying to steal her job. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

Rachel tries to make amends with work rival Gavin, but realises she will never get along with him. Ross urges Joey to stay away from Emma's new nanny

Ross enlists Chandler to help him make Rachel jealous, while Monica gets the chance to perform at Mike's nightclub. Guest starring Dermot Mulroney

In an effort to remind Rachel and Ross of their former happiness together, Joey and Phoebe set them up with their worst possible blind dates

Ross discovers who mugged him as a child. Chandler's internship gets off to an uninspiring start and Joey endures a draining audition. Guest starring Jeff Goldblum

A performance from the comedian's 2011 tour, recorded in front of an audience of 13,000 fans at Manchester Arena, in which he reveals how becoming a star has changed his life

Guests Craig Revel Horwood, Rick Edwards, David O'Doherty and Ellie Taylor join team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock. Presented by Jimmy Carr

Team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock welcome Christian Jessen, Lorraine Kelly, Sarah Millican and Tom Rosenthal to the panel show hosted by Jimmy Carr

Mrs Adler is fed up with having an opinion on her pregnancy. Ms Watson joins a pyramid scheme and Ms Bennigan gets caught in the middle of disputing parents

Comedy with Al Murray from the Playhouse Theatre in London, in his famous guise of the Pub Landlord

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Gary Anthony Williams and Mark Ballas

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Gary Anthony Williams

The boys receive a package from Afghanistan - and Cartman is accidentally sent overseas to fight for freedom

After an unusual picture of Kenny appears on the side of a milk carton, a mysterious couple arrive in town to claim him as their own

Comedy chat show in which the host is joined by comedians to discuss the highs and lows of being overweight, beginning with Jack Rooke

A stand-up show at London's Alexandra Palace Theatre, with topics including his inability to function in the most basic of settings and the pressures of being in the public eye

A satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Phoebe helps Chandler choose an engagement ring for Monica, while Rachel urges Paul to open up. Guest starring Bruce Willis

Part one of two. Chandler's plans for a romantic proposal are ruined by Richard's reappearance, and Joey unwittingly buys a boat at an auction. Guest starring Tom Selleck

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