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Vanessa asks Ed to revive the Outdoorman toddler campaign, but she is forced to choose between her two new granddaughters. Ryan plans to buy a house on Mike's street

Mike regrets persuading Joe to use his inheritance money to buy a classic Jeep, while Kristin and Ryan worry that Mandy and Kyle are teaching Sarah bad language

The guys read their fake daughter's diary pages, and give normal presentations while being told what to do and say. The punishment involves insulting the tattoos of people at a gym

The guys dress up to try to fool receptionists, and persuade strangers to give up their gift cards. The punishment is to find and eat various hard-boiled eggs in a meeting

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q disrespect strangers at the food court and later pose as tailors and ask people to settle ridiculous debates. The punishment involves a cake-decorating contest

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q play matchmaker at a mall's food court, and then must give presentations about architecture. The punishment involves harassing and bothering a single person

Jess's divorced parents show up at the same time for Thanksgiving dinner, so she takes the opportunity to trick them into a reconciliation. Guest starring Jamie Lee Curtis

Winston helps Jess get a bathtub for the apartment, Schmidt is torn between trying to woo Cece and attempting to impress boss Emma, and Nick meets a woman with romantic problems

The gang tries to attend three Christmas parties in a single night, and while Jess does her best to avoid Sam, Nick struggles to keep up with a sexually adventurous Angie

Jess tries to repair Nick's relationship with his father when the conman shows up out of the blue. Comedy, starring Zooey Deschanel

The gang holds an American football match on Thanksgiving, and opposing team captains Ross and Monica relive their sibling rivalry on the pitch

Rachel quits her waitressing job, while Ross accidentally breaks a girl's leg and ends up having to go door to door selling cookies

Rachel's attractive and influential new friend sends Ross into a jealous frenzy, while Chandler cannot remember which of Joey's many sisters he kissed at a party

Ross becomes increasingly jealous of Rachel's new workmate, and Joey auditions for a Broadway musical - even though he cannot dance

Monica bumps into ex-boyfriend Richard and the pair agree it would be a mistake to start dating again - but soon fall back into bed. Meanwhile, Phoebe begins seeing an athlete

Phoebe's former singing partner turns up with the idea of using Smelly Cat in a commercial, and Chandler dates a woman with a prosthetic leg. Sherilyn Fenn guest stars

Rachel tells Ross they should take a break from each other - so he promptly gets drunk and sleeps with a woman Joey and Chandler have been chasing

Ross tries to prevent Rachel discovering he slept with Chloe from the photocopying shop - but she finds out anyway and a major argument ensues

Ross and Rachel's separation begins to cause friction among the pals, who feel they have to choose between the estranged pair

Phoebe's half-brother Frank announces he is getting married to a woman more than twice his age, and Chandler tries to stop smoking with the aid of hypnosis

Monica steals the heart of a millionaire, and Rachel puts Ross behind her by dating his arch-rival Mark. Meanwhile, Joey clashes with the female lead in his latest play

Joey meets Miss Right, and Rachel is dismayed to learn her boss has started dating Chandler. Meanwhile, Monica inherits a doll's house, filling Phoebe with jealousy

Ross makes a sacrifice for Rachel, Monica faces a difficult decision and Chandler is surprised by Joey's strange choice of gift

Joey proves a hit with his co-star, and Rachel dates a stranger who seems outwardly charming - until he starts screaming at people. With guest star Ben Stiller

Ross discovers a strange growth on his buttocks, while Phoebe finds it hard to choose between two prospective lovers

Monica's boyfriend looks for a new challenge, while Chandler feels his boss is becoming too familiar. Guest starring Robin Williams and Billy Crystal

Two bickering cops and an overbearing district attorney spy on a house where a witness is believed to be staying. Comedy adventure sequel, with Richard Dreyfuss and Emilio Estevez

The controversial stand-up comedian's performance at the Hollywood Palladium in 1981. Topics include his drug addiction, a trip to Africa and his early days entertaining the Mafia

Jill is disgusted when she encounters a flirtatious and attractive saleswoman, but soon realises she often uses the same tactics herself

Randy tries, and fails, to impress a girl. Guest starring the Beach Boys. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Crystal Rasmussen and Candy Warhol are joined by presenter AJ Odudu who is struggling with the fear of missing out. They also meet Kalen, and help him visualise his dream man

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates the programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous, this time focusing on mishaps involving children

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates the programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous, this time focusing on work-related mishaps

Karl Pilkington reveals what he would take to a desert island, and the trio devise a plan to stop overweight people having midnight snacks

Karl Pilkington discusses a typical day in his life, as well as sharing his enthusiasm for solo DIY projects

A satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Joey sets his sights on kissing Janine, while Ross and Monica resurrect their high-school dance routine for a TV programme. Guest starring Elle Macpherson

Phoebe causes Monica and Rachel to lose their tempers. Joey takes a job as a waiter, while Ross and Chandler bicker over who made up a raunchy joke

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore