GOLD Wednesday

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Marlene takes up cookery and orders Boycie to pick blackberries for a pie - causing him to inadvertently trespass on his neighbour's land. John Challis and Sue Holderness star

Marlene allows Boycie to buy a maximum of six cows for the farm - and is unimpressed when Elgin turns up with a herd of 300, especially as bull Rocky takes no interest in them

Compo and Clegg go to a stag night, where they meet an old school friend. Christmas special from 1997, featuring Frank Thornton's debut in the series as Truly

Jeffrey resolves to sort out his marital difficulties. Comedy, starring Simon Cadell

A squeak on Granville's bike interferes with his hopes of romance, and Arkwright worries about a mysterious visitor to a house in Atkinson Terrace

An afternoon driving around in Wesley's car proves to be too hard on the feet

Clegg and Seymour visit Smiler in hospital following his hernia operation and go to extraordinary lengths to cheer him up. Peter Sallis and Michael Aldridge star

Compo and Clegg go to a stag night, where they meet an old school friend. Christmas special from 1997, featuring Frank Thornton's debut in the series as Truly

Marlene allows Boycie to buy a maximum of six cows for the farm - and is unimpressed when Elgin turns up with a herd of 300, especially as bull Rocky takes no interest in them

A squeak on Granville's bike interferes with his hopes of romance, and Arkwright worries about a mysterious visitor to a house in Atkinson Terrace

The older members of the platoon take drastic action when they are threatened with being made air-raid wardens, transforming themselves in a bid to appear younger

Jeffrey resolves to sort out his marital difficulties. Comedy, starring Simon Cadell

An afternoon driving around in Wesley's car proves to be too hard on the feet

Clegg and Seymour visit Smiler in hospital following his hernia operation and go to extraordinary lengths to cheer him up. Peter Sallis and Michael Aldridge star

A squeak on Granville's bike interferes with his hopes of romance, and Arkwright worries about a mysterious visitor to a house in Atkinson Terrace

Marlene allows Boycie to buy a maximum of six cows for the farm - and is unimpressed when Elgin turns up with a herd of 300, especially as bull Rocky takes no interest in them

The older members of the platoon take drastic action when they are threatened with being made air-raid wardens, transforming themselves in a bid to appear younger

A night at the cinema and a black-market toasted cheese sandwich make Mainwaring have an unusual dream in which he is Napoleon at the Battle of Waterloo

The chance of promotion looms and Fowler decides he needs to become more respectable, leading him to believe marrying Patricia might improve his image

Nessa goes into labour a month early, and the newlyweds are forced to put aside their differences to find Smithy before the baby's birth

Lee poses as Lucy's husband in an attempt to stop her flirting with the male delegates at a trade conference. Comedy, starring Lee Mack and Sally Bretton

The return of Mackenzie Crook's comedy sees Andy considering setting Lance up with an internet date, while a stranger arrives at the club. Toby Jones co-stars

A family spending Christmas in an Austrian chalet are warned of a terrible monster that comes to punish the wicked. Festive edition of the black comedy, starring Jessica Raine

Live on chat show Lorraine, Steven tells a tale that could topple the US government and destroy the entire world, while Jane tries to evade the men in black

Nessa goes into labour a month early, and the newlyweds are forced to put aside their differences to find Smithy before the baby's birth

Lee poses as Lucy's husband in an attempt to stop her flirting with the male delegates at a trade conference. Comedy, starring Lee Mack and Sally Bretton

The return of Mackenzie Crook's comedy sees Andy considering setting Lance up with an internet date, while a stranger arrives at the club. Toby Jones co-stars

A family spending Christmas in an Austrian chalet are warned of a terrible monster that comes to punish the wicked. Festive edition of the black comedy, starring Jessica Raine

Live on chat show Lorraine, Steven tells a tale that could topple the US government and destroy the entire world, while Jane tries to evade the men in black

Sonny's struggling to keep a job, and there's a night of little sleep in the flat - particularly for poor, beleaguered Sammy!

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home

A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home