GOLD Thursday
BT TV
344
Sky
810
6:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
7:00 AM
On the Up
Tony asks Dawn to act as a model at an up-coming trade fair
Tony asks Dawn to act as a model at an up-coming trade fair, while a chance encounter brings Mrs Wembley's secret past to light
7:45 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Feature-length episode. Compo and Clegg meet retired headmaster Seymour
Feature-length episode. As Wesley's daughter's wedding day approaches, Compo and Clegg meet one of the relatives - retired headmaster Uncle Seymour
9:30 AM
On the Up
Ruth refuses to go to Stephanie's school open day
Ruth refuses to go to Stephanie's school open day, so Tony takes his household staff instead. Mrs Wembley acquires an admirer - and a partner in the kitchen
10:10 AM
Are You Being Served?
Grace Brothers is plagued by shoplifters
Mr Rumbold installs a CCTV camera to tackle shoplifting, but the staff suspect it is not intended for the customers
10:50 AM
Still Open All Hours
Granville and Gastric try to persuade Madge and Mavis to stay
Granville and Gastric come up with a romantic plan to persuade Madge and Mavis to stay. However, it involves spending a little more money than the shopkeeper is comfortable with
11:30 AM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo takes Nora for a ride
Nora Batty chases after Compo for once - but only because she is hurtling toward him in a sidecar during a disaster-fraught trip to the countryside
12:05 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo volunteers to test Wesley's heavy-duty sucker and blower
Compo steps in to test Wesley's heavy-duty sucker and blower, which can only mean disaster. Roy Clarke's comedy, with Bill Owen and Frank Thornton
12:40 PM
On the Up
Ruth refuses to go to Stephanie's school open day
Ruth refuses to go to Stephanie's school open day, so Tony takes his household staff instead. Mrs Wembley acquires an admirer - and a partner in the kitchen
1:20 PM
Keeping Up Appearances
Hyacinth plans to show off her singing talents
Hyacinth plans a candlelit supper to impress Emmet with her singing talents, but the event does not go as expected
2:00 PM
The Vicar of Dibley
Featuring a guest appearance by Kylie Minogue
Geraldine is keen to find a celebrity to open the autumn fair in style - and Alice lets slip that she knows the ideal candidate. With a guest appearance by Kylie Minogue
2:40 PM
Still Open All Hours
Granville and Gastric try to persuade Madge and Mavis to stay
Granville and Gastric come up with a romantic plan to persuade Madge and Mavis to stay. However, it involves spending a little more money than the shopkeeper is comfortable with
3:20 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon defends headquarters against members of the Highland Regiment
The platoon defends headquarters in an exercise against members of the Highland Regiment. Classic episode from 1969, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier
4:00 PM
Are You Being Served?
Grace Brothers is plagued by shoplifters
Mr Rumbold installs a CCTV camera to tackle shoplifting, but the staff suspect it is not intended for the customers
4:40 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo takes Nora for a ride
Nora Batty chases after Compo for once - but only because she is hurtling toward him in a sidecar during a disaster-fraught trip to the countryside
5:20 PM
Last of the Summer Wine
Compo volunteers to test Wesley's heavy-duty sucker and blower
Compo steps in to test Wesley's heavy-duty sucker and blower, which can only mean disaster. Roy Clarke's comedy, with Bill Owen and Frank Thornton
6:00 PM
Still Open All Hours
Granville and Gastric try to persuade Madge and Mavis to stay
Granville and Gastric come up with a romantic plan to persuade Madge and Mavis to stay. However, it involves spending a little more money than the shopkeeper is comfortable with
6:35 PM
Dad's Army
The platoon defends headquarters against members of the Highland Regiment
The platoon defends headquarters in an exercise against members of the Highland Regiment. Classic episode from 1969, starring Arthur Lowe and John Le Mesurier
7:20 PM
Dad's Army
An invasion alert causes chaos
An invasion alert throws Mainwaring's hopeless would-be heroes into a panic, leading one half of the platoon to launch an attack on the other
8:00 PM
The Vicar of Dibley
Geraldine tries her hand at fundraising
A falling tree destroys St Barnabas's stained glass window, and Geraldine is put in charge of raising funds to replace it, much to the concern of the rest of the committee
8:40 PM
Miranda
A hotel stay adds excitement to Miranda's life
In a bid to make the most of being young, free and single, Miranda books herself into a hotel across the road, and befriends a helpful porter and a conference organiser
9:20 PM
The Cleaner
Wicky is asked to clean up a statue at the centre of a town protest
Wicky is called to a quiet town where a row has broken out over a statue. Tempers are running high, and it looks like things might turn nasty. Zoe Wanamaker guest stars
10:00 PM
Inside No 9
A birthday party takes an unexpected turn
Nana is celebrating her 79th birthday and is excited about spending the afternoon with her whole family, but events take an unexpected turn. Comedy, with Claire Skinner
10:40 PM
Inside No 9
A woman pays a visit to a spiritualist medium
Tina has never consulted the spirit world before and is unsure what to expect on her visit to psychic Madam Talbot. With Alison Steadman and Sophie McShera
11:15 PM
The Fast Show
With Unlucky Alf and Bob Fleming
Sketches include the Fat Sweaty Coppers, Unlucky Alf, Arthur Atkinson and Bob Fleming the coughing TV sensation
11:55 PM
The Real McCoy
Another episode of the sketch show featuring Curtis Walker
Another episode of the sketch show featuring Curtis Walker, Ishmael Thomas, Leo Chester, Robbie Gee and Meera Syal
12:35 AM
The Vicar of Dibley
Geraldine tries her hand at fundraising
A falling tree destroys St Barnabas's stained glass window, and Geraldine is put in charge of raising funds to replace it, much to the concern of the rest of the committee
1:15 AM
Miranda
A hotel stay adds excitement to Miranda's life
In a bid to make the most of being young, free and single, Miranda books herself into a hotel across the road, and befriends a helpful porter and a conference organiser
1:55 AM
The Cleaner
Wicky is asked to clean up a statue at the centre of a town protest
Wicky is called to a quiet town where a row has broken out over a statue. Tempers are running high, and it looks like things might turn nasty. Zoe Wanamaker guest stars
2:40 AM
Inside No 9
A birthday party takes an unexpected turn
Nana is celebrating her 79th birthday and is excited about spending the afternoon with her whole family, but events take an unexpected turn. Comedy, with Claire Skinner
3:10 AM
Inside No 9
A woman pays a visit to a spiritualist medium
Tina has never consulted the spirit world before and is unsure what to expect on her visit to psychic Madam Talbot. With Alison Steadman and Sophie McShera
4:00 AM
Teleshopping
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home
A chance to buy goods from the comfort of home