Sky Showcase +1 Saturday

Documentary following members of the New Zealand highway patrol as they witness some of the best and worst behaviour on the nation's motorways

Documentary following members of the New Zealand highway patrol as they witness some of the best and worst behaviour on the nation's motorways

Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash play pranks on the other ponies. Dash's old friend Gilda the Griffon shows up too

The arrival of Trixie, a boastful pony with magical skills, irritates the ponies who turn to Twilight to challenge her

When the watering hole at a Zimbabwean animal park dries up, the Wanderers arrive with a rain-producing Weather Key - but then Odlulu gets hold of it!

When Whitebeard attempts to magically enhance his voice for a singing duet with an old wizard friend, he accidentally switches bodies with Arf

Joel M and Jeki show how to pull things out of thin air

How maths can be used in magic tricks

Series following the rescue and rehabilitation of more than 160 neglected and abused primates at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset

When Miss Hoover asks her students to research their family history, Lisa is distressed to discover that most of her forebears seem to have been crooks and deadbeats

When Bart fails to hand in his homework, Homer and Marge receive a letter from the school - prompting their scheming son to play his parents off against each other

Bart decides to steal a kiss from his crush at school after taking advice from Grampa, but the plan backfires. With the guest voices of Angela Bassett and Sarah Silverman

Mr Burns is sent to prison after police discover a set of stolen paintings at his home. While incarcerated, he makes a friend who tries to help the millionaire turn over a new leaf

Homer strikes up an unlikely friendship with Chief Wiggum during a stint of community service, but the honeymoon period is brought to an abrupt end during a showdown with Fat Tony

Lisa becomes emotionally attached to a beached whale she and Bart discover while out treasure hunting, and Homer takes drastic action when he receives a huge electricity bill

Aston Villa v Manchester City (Kick-off 12.00pm). Coverage of the Women's Super League match at Villa Park

Another line up of famous football fans single out their favourite funny moments from the world of the beautiful game

Simon Thomas and guests preside over the day's football action, including previews of the top games and up-to-the-minute scores

Mike takes on a rare Hertz Shelby Mustang for his friend's brother, but the badly damaged car might be too far gone

Rumours of an extensive anti-atomic super bunker in Bucharest, said to have been ordered by Romania's most bloodthirsty dictator, Nicolae Ceausescu

The contest begins at Hampton Court Palace, where host Stephen Mangan is joined by judges Tai Shan Schierenberg, Kathleen Soriano and Kate Bryan

Marge posts a humorous photo online of Homer eating an ice-cream outside the nuclear plant, prompting Mr Burns to fire him, while a female coder decides to make Lisa her protegee

Sports-based comedy quiz, with host Romesh Ranganathan and team captains Jamie Redknapp and Jill Scott joined by guests Jorginho and Danny Dyer

The amnesiac assassin is framed for a botched CIA operation and faces a fight for survival as he tries to uncover his past. Action thriller sequel, with Matt Damon and Brian Cox

Kenny leads a group into the forest in search of food, as Donna and Ellis try to talk Boyd out of a dangerous plan. Sci-fi horror, starring Harold Perrineau

Boyd is forced to make a tough decision when newcomers arrive. Victor unearths memories from the past. Sci-fi horror, starring Harold Perrineau

Andy's Secret Santa gifts to Erin do not go down as well as expected. Dwight and Jim try to boost the staff's holiday spirit, and a new warehouse employee catches Oscar's attention

Michael, Dwight, Andy and Pam try their best to impress a prospective buyer of Dunder Mifflin when he visits the office

Michael has trouble adjusting to Dunder Mifflin's acquisition, and Jim and Pam try to get the baby good daycare. Kathy Bates (Misery) and Christian Slater (True Romance) guest star

A drink-driver quickly sobers up when he makes an ill-advised attempt to hide from dog handler Steve, German shepherd Razor and a police helicopter

Customs officials arrest a heroin smuggler, and a gemologist is asked to confirm the value of some precious stones. Plus, the importation of ornamental swords causes controversy

A traveller is suspected of drug smuggling and an immigrant is arrested for working illegally. Plus, a man tries to hide bark and duck eggs from customs officials