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Charley, an old school friend of Samuel's, pays a visit and makes his presence keenly felt. The Fosters feel they have to warn the woman he's hoping to marry.

Ruth's fancy dress party clashes with Tony's golf tournament. They decide to cancel both events - but Ruth forgets to inform the party guests

Hyacinth makes expensive vacation plans and discovers that voluntary church cleaning is certainly no holiday. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge

Ruth fires Maggie after she reveals that tony has taken Dawn fishing, which prompts Sam and Mrs Wembley to quit in solidarity

The staff of Grace Brothers try not to step on one another's toes when they enter an inter-store ballroom dancing competition. Shop-floor comedy, starring John Inman

Granville creates a blend of snuff and has to give Mrs Featherstone a crash-course in cycling proficiency. The ladies get dressed up for line-dancing and Gastric goes on a diet

Clegg knows he is in for a spot of bother when Howard tells him to expect a postal delivery he does not want Pearl to know about. Peter Sallis stars

Compo, Clegg and Truly come across a couple whose car is stuck in a remote field, and discover the wife has alarming mystical powers

Ruth fires Maggie after she reveals that tony has taken Dawn fishing, which prompts Sam and Mrs Wembley to quit in solidarity

Hyacinth makes expensive vacation plans and discovers that voluntary church cleaning is certainly no holiday. Comedy, starring Patricia Routledge

Alice suggests an unconventional nativity play starring herself and Hugo as Mary and Joseph, and adds an extra touch of authenticity by going into labour mid-performance

Granville creates a blend of snuff and has to give Mrs Featherstone a crash-course in cycling proficiency. The ladies get dressed up for line-dancing and Gastric goes on a diet

Captain Mainwaring organises a dance in an attempt to boost platoon morale, but Pike interrupts proceedings to make an important announcement regarding his girlfriend Violet

The staff of Grace Brothers try not to step on one another's toes when they enter an inter-store ballroom dancing competition. Shop-floor comedy, starring John Inman

Clegg knows he is in for a spot of bother when Howard tells him to expect a postal delivery he does not want Pearl to know about. Peter Sallis stars

Compo, Clegg and Truly come across a couple whose car is stuck in a remote field, and discover the wife has alarming mystical powers

Granville creates a blend of snuff and has to give Mrs Featherstone a crash-course in cycling proficiency. The ladies get dressed up for line-dancing and Gastric goes on a diet

The platoon takes a loose barrage balloon off to the woods to secure it to a tree, but an accident sees it float away - taking Captain Mainwaring with it

Captain Mainwaring organises a dance in an attempt to boost platoon morale, but Pike interrupts proceedings to make an important announcement regarding his girlfriend Violet

Alice and Hugo's baby is christened amid chaos, and David asks Geraldine to marry him. With guest stars Sean Bean, Richard Griffiths and Nina Wadia

The shop owner's friends accuse her of being immature so she sets out to prove them wrong - first by looking after a toddler, then by hosting a grown-up dinner party

Guy's presence in the flat continues to rile Lee and his distrust is fuelled further when he discovers his unwanted housemate runs a lap-dancing club

The Off-Roaders go white-water rafting and Channel 9 offer their version of fairy tale The Singing Tree

More fast and furious comedy with guests Lisa I'Anson and Rudi Lickwood

Alice and Hugo's baby is christened amid chaos, and David asks Geraldine to marry him. With guest stars Sean Bean, Richard Griffiths and Nina Wadia

The shop owner's friends accuse her of being immature so she sets out to prove them wrong - first by looking after a toddler, then by hosting a grown-up dinner party

Guy's presence in the flat continues to rile Lee and his distrust is fuelled further when he discovers his unwanted housemate runs a lap-dancing club

The Off-Roaders go white-water rafting and Channel 9 offer their version of fairy tale The Singing Tree

More fast and furious comedy with guests Lisa I'Anson and Rudi Lickwood

Jazzie B of Soul II Soul is tonight's star guest, alongside stand-up comedian Geoff Schuman who fills the showcase slot

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