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Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates the programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous, this time focusing on mishaps featuring criminals

Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates the programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous, this time focusing on tattoos and other body modifications

Nick prepares for a visit from Amelia, a girl he had a crush on at college, and Jess decides to tell Sam she would like them to be more than friends

The boys tell Jess to get a job, Nick meets a silent person who teaches him how to be peaceful and Cece yearns to rekindle her romance with Schmidt

Neither Al's ego nor his relationship with Ilene can take the strain when he becomes a sex symbol. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Randy's first boy-girl party goes horribly wrong when a guest he likes slips on Tim's highly polished dance floor. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim's freeloading friend comes to stay after an accident at his aunt's house, but chaos ensues. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim walks in on his sister-in-law in the shower, but he's afraid to tell Jill and his brother. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Kyle has realised just what a good thing he is walking away from, and wants to remain under his in-laws' roof, but his U-turn has Mike opting for tough love

With the house empty, Mike opts for more 'me time' instead of doing things with Vanessa and is soon reminded by Bonnie of how couples can drift apart

Rachel gives advice on being more independent to her pampered younger sister (Reese Witherspoon) who makes her regret it by flirting with Ross, while Joey gets into trouble at work

Phoebe is mistaken for a porn star, Rachel's sister falls for Ross, and Chandler reveals he is unable to cry. Guest starring Reese Witherspoon

Part one of two. A revelation from Rachel prompts the pals to ponder what might have been if their lives had taken different courses

The second episode showing what could have happened to the gang members had their lives taken different paths. Carol and Ross decide to spice up their marriage

Chandler's home-made gift for Monica lands him in trouble. Joey hires a lookalike, and Ross demonstrates martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe

A fire leaves Rachel and Phoebe homeless, forcing them to impose on their pals' hospitality. Chandler gives Joey career advice, and Ross dates a student

Ross's girlfriend goes on a wild weekend away, Rachel longs to find a date for a charity ball and Joey's fridge breaks down

Joey auditions for a major TV show about a man and his crime-fighting robot, but Chandler almost ruins everything

Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time and Phoebe decides to write a book about Monica and Chandler. Guest starring Bruce Willis

Elizabeth sneaks away with Ross to her grandmother's cabin for the weekend, unaware Rachel and Paul have had the same idea. Bruce Willis guest stars

Phoebe helps Chandler choose an engagement ring for Monica, while Rachel urges Paul to open up. Guest starring Bruce Willis

Part one of two. Chandler's plans for a romantic proposal are ruined by Richard's reappearance, and Joey unwittingly buys a boat at an auction. Guest starring Tom Selleck

Part two of two. Monica is left reeling by Richard's proposal, putting pressure on Chandler to bite the bullet and ask her to marry him instead

Monica plans an evening out to celebrate her engagement to Chandler, but ends up accusing Rachel of trying to steal her thunder by kissing Ross

Monica excitedly starts making preparations for her big day - only to discover her parents have spent all the wedding money on a beach house

Monica tries to re-create a secret recipe belonging to Phoebe's grandmother, and Chandler accepts an invitation from future father-in-law Jack to play racquetball

Rowan Atkinson's clumsy alter ego is called upon to perform first aid, tries in vain to carry out the simple task of posting a letter, and jets off on holiday

Rowan Atkinson's comic alter ego makes another disaster-filled outing when he treats his hotel room to a makeover

The comedian performs at the prestigious London venue

Joe Lycett and Ellie Taylor tell the stories of the Battle of Trafalgar and the Virgin Queen. Starring Anthony Head, Alex Macqueen and Sarah Alexander

Jessica Hynes stars as Emmeline Pankhurst in Luisa Omielan's history of the Suffragettes, while Stephen Mangan is Henry V in Tom Rosenthal's tale of Agincourt

The 8 Out of 10 Cats host, known for his slick one-liners and acerbic wit, performs a fast-paced stand-up comedy gig at Birmingham's Symphony Hall

Beavis encounters a secret admirer at school, then he and Butt-Head cross back and forth into the Mountain Time Zone and think they can travel through time

Beavis tries on yoga pants and is unable get them off, then the boys discover they have the right to refuse service to customers at Burger World

FBI agents arrive in town to investigate a homicide, but the Washoe County Sheriff's department struggles to impress the newcomers

Officer Wiegel takes a look at the benefits of committing suicide - from people who genuinely want to end their lives to those who see it as a means of gaining celebrity status

Andy Parsons returns with his fifth UK tour, delivering more of his acerbic wit and sharp satire

Rachel tells her father she is pregnant, prompting him to confront Ross - who is just snuggling up to new girlfriend Mona

Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in

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