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Radio 1 DJ Greg James narrates a programme showcasing videos found online that are both stupid and outrageous

Radio 1 DJ Greg James showcases a selection of hilarious videos found online that illustrate why man's best friend is often its own worst enemy

Jess's divorced parents show up at the same time for Thanksgiving dinner, so she takes the opportunity to trick them into a reconciliation. Guest starring Jamie Lee Curtis

Winston helps Jess get a bathtub for the apartment, Schmidt is torn between trying to woo Cece and attempting to impress boss Emma, and Nick meets a woman with romantic problems

Two men put their relationships in jeopardy when they take advice from Tim. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim is sent to prison for trying to sell his hockey tickets. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Part one of two. Tim can't sleep, so he decides to pass the night looking back over his favourite Tool Time episodes

Part two of two. Insomniac Tim continues his night-time look back over his favourite Tool Times

Kristin entrusts Mike with her gender reveal party, while Chuck and Joe regret turning Ed's spare room into an oversized dollhouse for Bonnie

Mike debates what to get Vanessa for a business anniversary gift, while Kristin and Mandy try to get out of Kyle's Outdoor Man HR orientation

Ross nervously prepares to meet Elizabeth's dad for the first time and Phoebe decides to write a book about Monica and Chandler. Guest starring Bruce Willis

Elizabeth sneaks away with Ross to her grandmother's cabin for the weekend, unaware Rachel and Paul have had the same idea. Bruce Willis guest stars

Phoebe helps Chandler choose an engagement ring for Monica, while Rachel urges Paul to open up. Guest starring Bruce Willis

Part one of two. Chandler's plans for a romantic proposal are ruined by Richard's reappearance, and Joey unwittingly buys a boat at an auction. Guest starring Tom Selleck

Part two of two. Monica is left reeling by Richard's proposal, putting pressure on Chandler to bite the bullet and ask her to marry him instead

Monica plans an evening out to celebrate her engagement to Chandler, but ends up accusing Rachel of trying to steal her thunder by kissing Ross

Monica excitedly starts making preparations for her big day - only to discover her parents have spent all the wedding money on a beach house

Monica tries to re-create a secret recipe belonging to Phoebe's grandmother, and Chandler accepts an invitation from future father-in-law Jack to play racquetball

An attractive but unqualified man applies to be Rachel's assistant, placing her in a quandary as she struggles to decide between hiring him or choosing a more competent woman

Rachel cajoles Joey into taking Tag on a boys' night out and Chandler has trouble striking the right pose for his engagement photograph

Monica agonises over whether Rachel or Phoebe should be her maid of honour, and leaves the pair to sort it out between themselves

Janice wheedles a wedding invitation from Chandler and Monica, while Ross discovers something surprising about his doctoral dissertation and its position in the library

Rachel gets a dressing-down at work for dating Tag, while Monica tries to buy her neighbours' friendship

Monica turns up uninvited at her cousin's wedding. Chandler and Rachel feel guilty for eating a neighbour's cheesecake that was mistakenly delivered to their apartment

Ross and Joey get trapped on the roof while waiting to watch a meteor shower, and Monica's exhaustion leads to trouble with Chandler

Phoebe encounters a suicidal office worker during her first day as a telemarketer, while Ross and Monica are upset to discover their parents intend to sell their childhood home

The comedian's debut stand-up show, in which the Bafta-nominated star takes shots at everyone from his children to a stranger in a coffee shop

The Foo Fighters move into a mansion steeped in grisly rock 'n' roll history to record their much-anticipated 10th album. Horror comedy, starring the band themselves

The deadpan comedian applies his cynical wit to topics including religion, sex, bullying and political correctness, in a stand-up show recorded at London's Bloomsbury Theatre

Beavis sees the face of Jesus in a nacho chip, setting him on an epic journey to seek answers to the big question of why he never scores

The friends stay awake for days as they each try not be the subject of a pranks, then they try to construct a dinosaur skeleton out of bones from a barbecue

Clementine's shady boyfriend Steed proposes to her, but she ponders over whether it would be morally right to marry him

The guys take Garcia to a strip club to celebrate his 15 years on the force, and end up having a riotous, Reno-style knees-up. Spoof police show, starring Carlos Alazraqui

Karl Pilkington discusses his thoughts on insects and recalls the time he saw a bee having a heart attack, while his diary yields a poem about moths

Jessica Fostekew's tips on forgetting past mistakes

Jon Stewart is joined by the former governor of the Bank of England, Mark Carney

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences

Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment, and Rachel tries to repair her friendship with Joey by telling him a big lie

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