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Radio 1 DJ Greg James showcases more hilarious videos found online, this time turning his attention to the antics of people taking part in talent shows

Radio 1 DJ Greg James showcases more hilarious videos found online, this time turning his attention to the antics of people taking attempting to keep fit in the gym

Winston tries to take Schmidt's mind off of Cece's engagement with a trip to an aquarium, while Jess struggles to tell Nick that she has feelings for him

Jess and the boys travel to Nick's home town of Chicago following a family tragedy, and the barman's eccentric relatives insist that he take charge of funeral arrangements

Tim is awarded an honorary doctorate, leaving Jill feeling shocked and jealous. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim's mother pays a visit, presenting him with an opportunity to forget their troubled past

Tim hires his brother to work on the Tool Time set, but soon realises he's made a mistake. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Sibling rivalry causes problems at school when Randy and Brad take classes together. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Mandy enlists help from Vanessa and Jen to coach Kyle about how to study better, knowing he is too proud to admit he is struggling with his college classes.

With the 25th anniversary of the Outdoor Man festival approaching, Mike tries to convince Bonnie to let Ed stay home instead of going to their planned art festival

Phoebe finds herself attracted to twin sister Ursula's fiance at Monica's Halloween party, while Rachel encounters some cruel trick-or-treaters. Guest starring Sean Penn

Pregnant Rachel considers moving out, prompting Ross to tell her about a vacancy in his building, and Joey creates a nursery in an effort to make her stay. With Sean Penn

Rachel tells her father she is pregnant, prompting him to confront Ross - who is just snuggling up to new girlfriend Mona

The gang celebrates Thanksgiving and Monica invites old school friend Will, the only student who was fatter than her - unaware of his animosity toward Rachel. With Brad Pitt

Phoebe discovers Ben goes to school with Sting's son, and Monica spends a fortune on a new pair of boots, only to find they hurt her feet. Guest starring Trudie Styler

Chandler's newly divorced boss takes him to a strip club, convinced he and Monica are having problems. Ross gives Mona the key to his apartment and Rachel propositions Joey

Rachel hits the town with Joey to coach him for a big date the following night, but the pair are so compatible they begin to see each other in a new light

Joey agonises over his feelings for Rachel, but Monica mistakenly believes he is infatuated with Phoebe. Chandler discovers the pleasures of a scented bath

A concerned Joey takes Rachel to the hospital and realises his romantic feelings for her could be excluding Ross from the joys of fatherhood

Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences

Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment, and Rachel tries to repair her friendship with Joey by telling him a big lie

Monica is upstaged by Ross while giving the toast at their parents' 35th wedding anniversary party, and Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his enthusiasm

Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine - but insists all his friends come along, hoping they will stop him making a fool of himself

Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance

Phoebe holds a coaching session for a nervous Chandler before a job interview. Monica is stung by criticism from a restaurant reviewer, and Ross unwittingly makes Rachel jealous

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q go to Top of the Rock for some awkward interactions, and play a game of Did They Deserve That? at a bagel shop. Rreturn of the hidden camera show

Joe, Sal, Murr and Q get strangers to protect them from angry security guards at a grocery store and team up to teach presentations on UFOs. The punishment involves a metal concert

The hapless hero's party falls flat, but he finds an ingenious way to beat the sales queues and bag a bargain. Slapstick comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson

The bumbling hero tries his level best to turn a babysitting job into a fun-packed day at the fair. Slapstick comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson

Charlotte Crosby and Matthew Lewis star in Phil Wang's tale of Isaac Newton, while Blake Harrison and Alexander Armstrong are in Adam Buxton's story of King Alfred and the Vikings

Jamie Laing and Paul Kaye star in Tom Parry's take on John Logie Baird's big invention, while Stephen Mangan is in the trenches for Rick Edwards' story of the Christmas Truce

In a recording from 2008, the comedian performs at London's Bloomsbury Theatre, offering up his trademark one-liners and tongue-in-cheek gags

The boys try to grow their own tobacco like George Washington, then they go to the courthouse to settle a parking ticket and end up getting married

The boys pretend to be sad and end up in a psychiatric hospital, then Beavis's body goes through changes after he is bitten by a rabid skunk

Part one of two. Two agents from the Department of Homeland Security come to Reno to teach the officers how to deal with a terrorist attack

Part two of two. The officers cheat to pass the homeland security training regimen

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Greg Proops are joined by guests Jeff Davis and Darren Criss

Aurie Styla advises people on being a serial killer

In London's West End, Rose performs her Edinburgh Comedy Award-winning stand-up show, a whirlwind of mid-twenties angst and fizzing obsession

Ross amuses Emma by singing Baby Got Back, while Joey and Chandler find an incriminating video in Richard's old apartment

Chandler returns from Tulsa to visit Monica, and Rachel goes out with Phoebe for a night on the town, while Ross and Mike find they have nothing in common

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