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The viral clip show returns after a break with an edition featuring cats, with feline fails and kitty chaos galore

Outrageous online videos featuring holidays, with viral clips of everything from water parks to camping

Nick takes Jess out for dinner, but the duo have different opinions over whether it is a date. Meanwhile, Schmidt and Winston are concerned about the dynamic of the group

Part one of two. Jess's dad pays a surprise visit for Cece's wedding, forcing his daughter to try to hide her relationship with Nick. Comedy, guest starring Rob Reiner

Tim visits a friend at an army base, but Jill insists on accompanying him - much to his annoyance. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Jill suggests Tim should have a vasectomy as a permanent solution to keep from having any more children. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Mark finds a new hobby building model aeroplanes. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Harry's wife starts work at the hardware store, much to the dismay of Tim and his friends. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

With this year's Outdoor Man chili cook-off having an Asian theme, Mike enlists Jen's help so he can beat last year's champion Chuck

Jen uses Vanessa's laptop to look up information on what her class tarantula eats, she inadvertently finds a letter Vanessa is writing

A concerned Joey takes Rachel to the hospital and realises his romantic feelings for her could be excluding Ross from the joys of fatherhood

Monica prepares a Valentine's Day surprise for Chandler, while Ross has difficulty telling girlfriend Mona that Rachel has moved in

Ross has difficulty coming to terms with Joey's revelation, but eventually persuades him to tell Rachel how he feels about her, regardless of the consequences

Ross tries to recover his favourite pink shirt from former girlfriend Mona's apartment, and Rachel tries to repair her friendship with Joey by telling him a big lie

Monica is upstaged by Ross while giving the toast at their parents' 35th wedding anniversary party, and Phoebe's boyfriend drives the gang crazy with his enthusiasm

Joey is interviewed by a TV magazine - but insists all his friends come along, hoping they will stop him making a fool of himself

Rachel panics at the thought of caring for her baby and reluctantly agrees to her mother moving in - much to Ross's annoyance

Phoebe holds a coaching session for a nervous Chandler before a job interview. Monica is stung by criticism from a restaurant reviewer, and Ross unwittingly makes Rachel jealous

Phoebe and Monica bet on when Rachel's baby will arrive, while Chandler falls asleep at the premiere of Joey's new film

Part one of two. As Rachel goes into labour, Chandler and Monica are inspired to find a private hospital room, and Phoebe meets a handsome patient

Part two of two. After 21 hours in labour, Rachel gives birth - but Joey finds Ross's engagement ring and accidently proposes to the new mother

Joey tries to tell Rachel that he did not really propose, but cannot get a moment alone with her, while Monica and Chandler continue trying for a baby

Chandler falls asleep in a meeting - with disastrous consequences - and Rachel searches for a solution to baby Emma's non-stop crying

Monica accepts a job offer from a renowned Manhattan restaurant. Phoebe and Joey agree to find dates for each other and Rachel's paediatrician drops her from his roster of clients

Phoebe's fear that she is about to lose her boyfriend is compounded by Ross's foolish comments, and Monica makes a startling discovery about Chandler while visiting him in Tulsa

The pals look forward to Phoebe's birthday meal, but Chandler and Monica argue just before setting off and Ross locks Emma inside the flat

Two would-be rock stars search for a magical guitar pick that will turn them into legends - a quest that brings them face to face with Satan. Comedy, with Jack Black and Kyle Gass

The comedian gives his take on the world's wildest TV, with guest Nish Kumar and regular panellist Judi Love. Featuring Ghost Adventures, the Simpsons and infomercials

Recorded in 2007 at London's Bloomsbury theatre, the comedian entertains with his rapid-fire wit, trademark one-liners and tongue-in cheek gags

Beavis decides he has finally had enough and hires a hitman to kill Butt-Head, then the boys try to post themselves to Spring Break

After Beavis is challenged to a fight, Butt-Head trains him to become a champion, then middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head decide to get vasectomies

The officers try to deal with pranksters creating mayhem and debauchery at Halloween, some of which they inadvertently cause themselves

Dangle is promoted and prepares to leave Reno, but before he does, he says goodbye to his colleagues and settles a few scores. Comedy, guest starring Kenny Rogers

Karl Pilkington ponders the experience of having kidney stones, and reflects on a variety of other phenomena. With Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant

Light-hearted motivational speeches. KG tha Comedian inspires you to become a better you, by embracing the moments you are a failing you

A satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, hosted by Jon Stewart

A joke entry on Ross's college website backfires on Chandler, while Joey refuses to give Emma his favourite stuffed toy

Everyone except Ross decides to play the lottery, but Phoebe throws their tickets away. Chandler waits for an important phone call, and Rachel thinks Emma will soon start talking

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