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Tim is guest of honour at an awards banquet, but a string of unfortunate events conspire to keep him from the ceremony

Tim's patience is tested during the holiday period by his free-loading friend Benny

Brad gets a job, and Tim and Jill are impressed by his unwavering enthusiasm - but concern soon sets in when the task looks set to take over his life

The Taylor family take a trip down memory lane when they help Tim's mother move house. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Eve and her friend form a band, but they sound so terrible Mike is determined to split them up. Kyle and Mandy babysit Boyd

Mike wants to buy his dead neighbour's collection of model tanks, and goes to desperate lengths to obtain it after his widow sells them. Kristin and Ed receive a scathing review

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross

Host Sara Pascoe and regulars Alan Davies and Darren Harriott are joined by Nish Kumar, Kiri Pritchard-Mclean, Amy Gledhill and Dan Tiernan for another round of guessing games

Janice wheedles a wedding invitation from Chandler and Monica, while Ross discovers something surprising about his doctoral dissertation and its position in the library

Rachel's assistant Tag spends Thanksgiving with the gang, and a puppy smuggled into the flat by Phoebe unnerves Chandler

Rachel gets a dressing-down at work for dating Tag, while Monica tries to buy her neighbours' friendship

Phoebe plans to return to her flat, and Monica is infuriated by Chandler's inability to tip correctly, while Ross dresses as an armadillo to entertain Ben

Monica turns up uninvited at her cousin's wedding. Chandler and Rachel feel guilty for eating a neighbour's cheesecake that was mistakenly delivered to their apartment

Ross and Joey get trapped on the roof while waiting to watch a meteor shower, and Monica's exhaustion leads to trouble with Chandler

Phoebe encounters a suicidal office worker during her first day as a telemarketer, while Ross and Monica are upset to discover their parents intend to sell their childhood home

The pals celebrate Rachel's 30th birthday and reminisce about their own, including Monica's attempt to hide her intoxication from her parents

Joey tells a fellow soap cast member that her character is to be killed off, while Rachel and Phoebe sabotage each other's plans to date an attractive man. With Susan Sarandon

Chandler hears a startling revelation about how his relationship with Monica almost failed to get off the ground in London. Rachel teaches Ben to play pranks on Ross

Joey and Ross date the same girl, while Monica fights tooth and nail with a fellow bride-to-be for a special wedding dress

Joey is nominated for a minor daytime drama award, and Monica realises she will never again feel the thrill of a new romance

Monica is visited by a cousin she has not seen since childhood, whose stunning looks do not go unnoticed by Chandler. Guest starring Denise Richards

Rachel meets an old college friend and wonders whether she should confront her about a boozy incident from their past that took a passionate turn. With Winona Ryder

With the wedding only four weeks away, Chandler struggles to write his vows and turns to Joey and Ross for much-needed help

Monica convinces a reluctant Chandler to travel to Las Vegas to invite his estranged father to their wedding, while Rachel gets into trouble for driving Monica's Porsche

The pub landlord merrily muses over a range of topics at the London venue, including the global financial crisis and his one-man crusade to fix Broken Britain.

Jimmy Carr hosts the irreverent panel show, with Josh Widdicombe, Rachel Riley and Russell Kane joining team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock

Patsy Palmer, Jack Whitehall, Krishnan Guru-Murthy and Joe Wilkinson join team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock on the irreverent panel show, hosted by Jimmy Carr

Ms Snap is surprised when her mother shows up at parents' evening. Ms Watson and Toby prepare a tap dance routine for the talent show

Ventriloquist and comedian Jeff Dunham introduces viewers to his favourite dummies - Mitch the Super Hero, Peanut, Jose Jalapeno (on a stick) and Walter

A stand-up performance in which the actor and comedian examines the differences between Americans and the Irish and explains why dogs are the best drug smugglers,

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Gary Anthony Williams

Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guest Brad Sherwood

The boys fret when Trent Boyett is released from juvenile prison - five years after they set him up over a case of arson - vowing to hunt them down

The elementary school launches a closed circuit television network, and the boys choose to produce a news bulletin

The town is hit by celebrity mania when Paris Hilton arrives, but although most people are awe-struck by her presence, there are one or two who cannot wait to see her leave

A Valentine's Day-themed stand-up special featuring characters including Walter, Bubba J, Peanut, Jose Jalapeno

A satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Tips on asking for help from Bobby Mair, who reveals that when the going gets tough, no one is alone

For those who have ever walked away from an encounter and cursed themselves for not speaking up, Munya Chawawa reveals that it's OK to speak up

The gang celebrates New Year's Eve with a party at Monica and Rachel's flat, and Ross gets a new room-mate - a monkey

Monica finds herself with a dozen large lasagnes on her hands, and Rachel ends her relationship with Paolo, while Joey and Chandler go shopping for a new kitchen table

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore