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Jill is disgusted when she encounters a flirtatious and attractive saleswoman, but soon realises she often uses the same tactics herself

Randy tries, and fails, to impress a girl. Guest starring the Beach Boys. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Tim decides he would like his fame to spread to Europe and pulls out all the stops when a group of Swedes pay him a visit. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

An old flame of Tim's father turns up wanting to share a disturbing secret. DIY comedy, starring Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson

Mike thinks Vanessa's work is taking over the house, so he builds her a shed

Mike has a meeting with a famous female rock climber in the hope of arranging a deal to sell her range of climbing equipment

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross

Game show in which contestants take on obstacle courses as they attempt to storm the castle. Narrated by Jonathan Ross

Host Sara Pascoe and regulars Alan Davies and Darren Harriott are joined by Sophie Duker, Rosie Jones, Fathia El-Ghorri and Jamie Laing for another round of guessing games

Joey tells a fellow soap cast member that her character is to be killed off, while Rachel and Phoebe sabotage each other's plans to date an attractive man. With Susan Sarandon

Chandler hears a startling revelation about how his relationship with Monica almost failed to get off the ground in London. Rachel teaches Ben to play pranks on Ross

Joey and Ross date the same girl, while Monica fights tooth and nail with a fellow bride-to-be for a special wedding dress

Joey is nominated for a minor daytime drama award, and Monica realises she will never again feel the thrill of a new romance

Monica is visited by a cousin she has not seen since childhood, whose stunning looks do not go unnoticed by Chandler. Guest starring Denise Richards

Rachel meets an old college friend and wonders whether she should confront her about a boozy incident from their past that took a passionate turn. With Winona Ryder

With the wedding only four weeks away, Chandler struggles to write his vows and turns to Joey and Ross for much-needed help

Monica convinces a reluctant Chandler to travel to Las Vegas to invite his estranged father to their wedding, while Rachel gets into trouble for driving Monica's Porsche

Part one of two. Chandler's nerves get the better of him on the eve of his wedding. Joey rehearses for a film role, while Phoebe and Rachel make a startling discovery

Part two of two. The gang continues to search for the missing Chandler, who is still suffering premarital jitters. Gary Oldman and Kathleen Turner guest star

Rachel tries to decide what to do next, while Phoebe takes some of the heat off her by claiming she is the one who is pregnant. Jennifer Aniston and Lisa Kudrow star

Joey becomes convinced Phoebe is pregnant and proposes to her so she will not have to be a single mother - but Monica quickly tells him the truth

Rachel reveals the identity of the father of her baby, while Chandler and Monica go on their honeymoon, but are constantly upstaged by another couple

Ross and Rachel's attempt to explain how they ended up in bed together descends into an argument about who made the first move

Ross is horrified to learn Rachel is going on a date with a handsome soap star, and Chandler sabotages a workmate's chance of promotion

Phoebe finds herself attracted to twin sister Ursula's fiance at Monica's Halloween party, while Rachel encounters some cruel trick-or-treaters. Guest starring Sean Penn

A Valentine's Day-themed stand-up special featuring characters including Walter, Bubba J, Peanut, Jose Jalapeno

When he hears life after the supermarket is not much fun for groceries, Frank the sausage investigates. Animated comedy, featuring the voice of Seth Rogen

The cast perform a vampire scene as aggressive talk-show guests, Jackass stuntmen and Elvis, while pop star Jordin Sparks joins for a samba dubbing scene

A special episode featuring games, moments and outtakes from the improvisation show, including guest appearances from Keegan-Michael Key and Candice Accola

Jimmy Carr hosts the irreverent panel show, with Josh Widdicombe, Rachel Riley and Russell Kane joining team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock

Patsy Palmer, Jack Whitehall, Krishnan Guru-Murthy and Joe Wilkinson join team captains Jon Richardson and Sean Lock on the irreverent panel show, hosted by Jimmy Carr

Cartman tries to fly from the roof of his house but ends up with severe head injuries, prompting the police to believe the concussion has given him psychic powers

Strange goings-on abound when Stan ventures into the woods at Christmas time, where he finds creatures who ask him to help pay tribute to a satanic saviour

Mr Garrison goes under the knife to become a woman, prompting Kyle to believe he can have an operation to make him tall and black

Kristen Schaal kills a genie just to steal his clothes, foresees her own death as a beloved hobo and performs her harrowing kitchen utensil drama, Lonely Fire

A satirical sideswipe at the week's news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card

Joey, Rachel and Phoebe admit they cannot afford to join in with Ross's birthday celebrations, and Chandler dates a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake

A chance to buy bargains galore

A chance to buy bargains galore